Someone serves you a bowl of French fries with nothing on it. What would sound right with it?

Properly sized & chewy cheese curds

Gravy

Salt & Pepper

All of the above

The end result should be « une câlisse de bonne poutine »

Who is “le Bonhomme Carnaval”?

The mascot of the defunct Nordiques de Québec

The mascot of le Bloc Québecois

The president of le Carnaval de Québec

The mascot of le Carnaval de Québec

I don’t know. Some guy dresses funny to keep warmth during the cold winter season I guess.

Someone tells you “ Tu veut tu un p’tit verre de caribou (mon minou)”. What are you just about to drink? (more than one answer may apply)

A beer that is called Caribou

A shooter that when you drink it, you immediately want to imitate the sound of a Reindeer (aka. Caribou) – repeat if necessary to create the proper effect

A drink that is a mix of Red Wine, Whiskey (Bourbon Whiskey) & Maple Syrup

Last time I was at the Carnaval de Québec, I drank too much of it and I can’t remember what it tastes like

« mon minou » has nothing to do with the drink in this sentence

Since Québec is the largest producer of Maple Syrup in the world and you can pour it on pretty much anything, what would be the most bizarre place to put Maple Syrup?

With Beans (pronounced: bines)

With Ham

With Potatoes (aka. tites pétates)

With Eggs

À la cabane à sucre, on met du sirop d’érable sur toute!

Who speak English best among those Canadian politicians?

Stéphane Dion

Gilles Duceppe

Jean Chrétien

Pauline Marois

None of the above, for obvious reasons.

If someone tells you « Mon tabarnac, décâlisse avant que je t’en crisse un», what should be the most appropriate response?

Pass (shoot!) the puck in his direction

Wait for the following sentence that should shed more lights on what the intent is

Answer: « T’es rien qu’un hôstie de câlisse de tabarnac de trou de cul »

Run away.

A combination of these answers may apply in a variety of sequence

Why is it that guys from Québec have a tendency to hit on every woman they see?

They drink a lot. After six beers, they go blind (& stupid)

They think playing hockey is the best argument to win every woman

French girls are awesome so why shouldn’t they give it a shot

They have a genetical malfunction of the control center

Some of these answers are actually quite accurate

The song « le Phoque en Alaska » (pronounced Fuck) is a song about:

A romantic story of 2 seals living in Alaska

A cold intimate intercourse that is quite common in Québec, again for obvious reasons

Seal hunting in Alaska

The Conservative party and their lack of support in Canadian culture (made famous on youtube)

Some of these are true and « le Phoque en Alaska » is one of the most famous song in the Québec Culture